"Sweet Potato" Fine Art Print by Brian Damage

You can see or buy it here if you would like it hanging over your bed.
"Sweet Potato"

Kings Lynn? I won't be going there again in a hurry!

I went to a place called Kings Lynn recently. Against my better judgement I took the good camera, as I'd been advised by a fellow naturist photographer that Kings Lynn was a beautiful place, popular with camera enthusiasts and aspiring artists such as myself.

It's a bit annoying really because after travelling all that way, I thought there might be at least ONE thing worth photographing. A duck, a seagull, or maybe even a wasp. Absolute waste of time. Bugger all!

It took so long to get there on what they laughingly call "the bullet train" the sun was going down as I arrived.

I didn't have much time to waste so I asked around. A lollypop lady pointed me in the direction of some mouldy old buildings that had apparently been around for thousands of years. Duh!!!

I'm sure they've already been photographed by bloody EVERYBODY!
There didn't seem to be any point in me doing it too so I went off on my own...
and found ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

I only got the picture above because the camera fell out of my pocket and went off while I was looking for something even vaguely interesting to photograph.
Not only that, it's come out all yellow.

I'm take it back to the shop on Monday.
It hasn't taken one decent picture since I was conned into buying it.

Kings Lynn? I won't be going there again in a hurry!

Here are a few pictures I took with my OTHER camera - the GOOD one.
(My other camera is a Toyota.)

My Flickr Photostream

Rage - Aaaaaaargh!

I woke up this morning...

I thought "Aaaaaaaaargh!

Another day in bloody festering bastard Edinburgh!

Realising I was still in London... I drifted off to sleep again... for four or five hours... woke up... did a bit of painting, scribbling, doodling and dribbling. Uploaded it to RedBubble, slithered back upstairs to my warm welcoming bed and carried on with my dream.

It's a hard life.

http://briandamage.redbubble.com/

Mud

Here is a picture of some mud I found in Kings Lynn - is there an e in Lynn?

My Art On Red Bubble

Until now I was doing alright as a comedian and musician. Suddenly, I decide to become an artist. Not an artiste, musical or comedic - but an artist... one of those people who paints an photographs things more often than not - inanimate. I wonder how that's going to turn out? To make it even more difficult I gave up smoking 3 months ago. Cold turkey! To compensate I drink too much. To compensate for the drinking I walk too much. I walk for 2- 3 hours a day with my camera. I talk to myself, and photograph things like manhole covers. I am gaining quite a reputation in the Sudbury area.

Here are some of my pictures on Redbubble
http://briandamage.redbubble.com/works